Ecuador has been a roller coaster ride in every sense of the tried and true cliché. From waiting in lines, to hair raising anticipation, to death defying drops, to loop-d-loops, to pure euphoria, to the feeling of your stomach twisting over, and finally to emptying the day´s chili-cheese fries from belly to unsuspecting stranger´s sandaled feet--yup... roller coaster just about sums it up. We started in Quito, the capitol city. There is something you should know about capitol cities in Latin America: from my experience they are crowded, they are a bit more dangerous, and finally they smell a bit like a McDonalds bathroom that just made little Petey quit his first job because $5.50 an hour sure as hell aint worth cleaning THAT up! This is a sweeping generalization. Quito seemed different however. It was beautiful with its colonial architecture, charming plazas, street vendors and clowns with smiles from ear to ear (either painted or natural) and not even a hint of urine in the air! We were impressed. The first day was great we toured a gothic church circa 15 hundred and something and climbed to its 50 something story precipice to look at our new capitol city treasure from on high. It was breathtaking.
That night we realized that all the stores were locking their doors at 7 p.m. and pretty much everything was closed by 10. This is strange in a culture where the party usually starts at 1:00 in the morning and ends with breakfast. Being the old weary curmudgeons that we 4 are we thought it a good chance to go back to our 125 year old beautiful $5 a night hostel, exchange back massages and get some rest.
The next day while trying to get in a taxi in a busy intersection, while the light had already truned green, Maria's small day pack was stolen. Through the chaos we didn't even notice it was gone until we had arrived to our destination. Well her passport, money, IPod, camera, journal... etc. etc. was stolen and the rose-colored glass box that we had been living in had all but shattered around us. We spent the next 2 days on a different sort of Quito city tour as we toured police stations, the American Embassy (a couple of times) and countless other places as the bureaucracy of obtaining a new passport in a foreign country bearded it ugly head (this would be the waiting in line portion of the roller coaster.) When it was all said and done we had each other and that was the most important thing... that and it turns out if you´re and American citizen you don't have to wait in line at the American Embassy (and that´s why I pay my taxes with a smile).
We spent a couple of days with an Ecuadorian family who was hosting another girl from Beloit that we knew and had a great time spending time with their kids and making them ¨American¨ lasagna.
We then went to a quaint little city called Baños which packed a punch. I like to consider it my favorite little tourist (or adrenaline junkie) trap on this side of the hemisphere. In Baños we mountain biked through the Andes, went bridge jumping (similar to bungee jumping without the bungee... more of a swinging motion), ate the local delicacy Cuy (or roasted guinea pig), repelled down waterfalls, traversed across river gorges via something that resembled a mix between a ski lift and those underwater shark cages that National Geographic folk use to keep their appendages, and finally we danced up a storm. All of this in only 3 days! At one point in our dancing frenzy even the local latino population (known for their sensual suaveness on the dance floor) had to stop and take notice of the Grigos cutting a serious rug across the floor. It was pretty sweet.
Then there was the bus ride from Baños to Cuenca. The death defying portion of our coaster ride. Our driver was a bit nuts as he almost hit a lady, didn't care to swerve pond sized potholes, and almost got us stuck in a ditch when turning around to forego the portion of the road that was blocked by landslide. Neat. Long story short it is an 8 hours of (stomach twisting) fun I wont soon forget. Then I got sick... surprise, surprise. It was either from the aforementioned bus trip from hell or from the plastic bag of mysterious fried skin and corn that I purchased off of the streets for 50 cents right before the bus trip... probably a mixture of the two.
We have been staying with a wonderful family here in Cuenca as well (another family we know from an Ecuadorian who goes to UWEC) and I couldn't think of a better place to... well you remember the reference to the chili cheese fries. The mom, Mary, made me chicken soup and Jello right away (she is actually from Eau Claire and married an Ecuadorian man) so it was like having another mom away from home. I´m better now, however Maria, Katie, Mary, and one of her daughters are feeling the effects of my poor lunch decision of a couple of days ago it seems. Hopefully it will be just as short term as my stint.
Well that should about catch everybody up. Sorry it was so long this time... it has been quite some time since my last update and I thank all of you for riding my coaster of madness today. It has been absolutely amazing... every single jaw dropping, lunch loosing, loving, beautiful, urine scented moment! Thanks for reading.